Monday, October 13, 2008

I'm Posting Pornography Richard. Try And Stop Me!

We are in a position to do whatever we want on our blogs. What are you going to do? Not vote for us? Well it is time we got edgy. So I'm breaking the one cardinal rule set by our professor and posting pornography.


Ok so it isn't exactly porn. It is PG Porn. For people who love everything about porn, except the sex! This is the first episode starring Nathan Fillion (of Firefly and Dr.Horrible fame) and Aria Giovanni (of actual porn fame.) I must remind you that Nathan Fillion is a credible Hollywood actor.

There are at least 4 other episodes already in the works starring semi-well known male actors and infamous female porn stars. One being a twisted take on Charles Schultz's Peanuts, bawdily titled Peanus

PG Porn is the brainchild of James Gunn who wrote and directed the Scooby Doo movie and Slither. He says this to justify the project.

How many times have you been watching a great porn film – you're really enjoying the story, the acting, the cinematography – when, all of the sudden, they ruin everything with PEOPLE HAVING SEX?

A bunch of times, right?

That's why I, along with my brothers Brian and Sean, have created JAMES GUNN'S PG-PORN. It's pornography everyone can enjoy, not just perverts. You and your grandmother, for instance, could sit down together and enjoy some nice clean smut.

Also to prove how ridiculous the premise of this series is. The guy who is scoring the terribly generic porn music is Tyler Bates who is responsible for the scoring of such big movies as 300, Dawn of the Dead, and the upcoming Watchmen movie.

WARNING: Be advised it gets extremely close to porn and is best viewed in the safety of your dorm/office. It is also quite funny and only meant for comedic effect. The views and opinions in the video are not held by the bloggers of Royal With Cheese

3 Comments:

Blogger The Catfish said...

Haha that was funny, I was waiting to see how far they were going to take it. Not feeling the white on white though

October 14, 2008 at 11:48 AM  
Blogger The Catfish said...

Never mind I don't know why my computer was showing your background and text in white only

October 14, 2008 at 11:51 AM  
Blogger Chelsea Abplanalp said...

that was pretty funny, id have to agree. i got worried a few times but decided that no one would be brave enough to ACTUALLY post a porno. i like the play on words in the title, good stuff.

October 15, 2008 at 8:40 PM  

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