Things going on behind the curtain

I feel like Alice falling through the looking glass when I partake of my new glass behind the the tapestry I fashioned into a curtain.
"This caligraphy marker is dope"
Creativity is embraced behind the curtain.
"Could you imagine being fluent in chinese? that would be creepy"
Chinese is discouraged.
WE LISTEN TO RAP. and the bass bumps and bumps and bumps.
Air pressure changes when we open the window or door, let alone turn the fan on. Let's just get one thing straight, I am not the owner of the red "coming out tee-shirt." Jeff is. He is the one that brought it home he must have won it somehow then tried to frame me because you feel scared. It's ok jeff!