It's nerf or nothin'

On our floor a bunch of us recently bought nerf guns.

This was possibly the best decision I have made since attending UVM.

You have no idea how fun it is to run around your dorm hall, shooting anything and everything that moves, having the suction darts stick to any flat surface, and getting yelled at because other people are studying. This was the most threaputic way to not study ever I thought. Now our guns were the normal kind you played with as kids. the standard, spring loaded, one at a time kind of shooting gun. But upon further research I have found that nerf guns suddenly got 10x more hardcore than when we were kids. There is a sniper and a gatling esque gun now that requires a tripod. A tripod. The thing is huge. Here is it:

And the sniper:

I wish I was a kid now. I would wreak havoc with this kind of technology. The world was lucky these kind of things didn't exist when I was a child. Anyway, nerf guns are a good investment. Don't even pretend like you don't want some right now.