Reasons I Hate My Mother

I don't actually hate her. I love her to death. But she gets unearthly joys from making things like this. She has unleashed a terrible, terrible, terrible monstrosity out onto the internet.

Be advised it is a horrible sight

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/bDQzd2f13yBb2CCVpw6e

I think it speaks for itself.

It doesn't help it is a really bad/scary/creepy picture of me. I just think it is terrible that they are trying to sell the download of each video for 5 bucks. I remember when the guys from Jib Jab used their time (slightly) more productively.